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Sunday, October 23, 2011

FCUK LOVE



LOVE......cant really weigh it but pretty heavy word right? I feel a chest pain these days as soon as I hear this word :P It takes lives, changes lives, changes you and for the most part turns you into a bankrupt (if you are a guy and you possess a high maintenance girl) and also contributes to the population if all it turns into marriage ( applies to straight people only) . So everything was going fine in my life and then I fell in love! That's all...End of the story..Love has fcuked up my life and I have fcuked up its name...Remember, Khoon ka badla khoon....If love has made me laugh, it had made me cry twice the times. In-fact, I was this much frustrated that I planned to create a FCUK Love community and be its brand ambassador..but due to funding issues I couldn't. Selfish world you see! Many life savers for Love thing.




Anyway, I was thinking if its possible to give 9 months punishment for breaking someone's heart? ( okay, don't hold me by the number 9 please) the punishment could be not letting the guy or girl get into any kind of relationship until 9 months and making the person go through all sort of emotional torture during this time ( How cruel I could be sometimes I know ;-) So atleast people will think twice before dumping someone or breaking their hearts....This way, they can't get away with it and catch another bakra or bakri :P 


I have taken an oath not to fall in love again but everytime there is a guy trying very hard for me to break the oath. What the hell? Can't you guys just be supportive at times! and specially my old friends, you don't have to fall in love with me. It spoils the friendship and then If I say No to your proposal, eventually I would be breaking your heart and then the punishment which I came up with and was so proud of, would apply to me as well...*smirk*. But I really sympathize with guys as most of the girls you would try for are committed and the remaining single ones are not in for a relationship or lesbo ;) Sad! Unfortunately, I can not do anything about it. So that is it for now.


Till then Stay Single, Stay happy :D

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Men Vs. chocolaty boys

So this is for all the so-called chocolaty and more chocolaty boys who are trying to compete with female species. I'll tell you how? All this while we female used to be proud and think that cosmetics and make-ups are really our inborn territory and we own it. Well, the time has changed, sadly. Even the lipstick which used to be stuck only on female's lips to help them achieve typical female look is now very easily can be seen on guys lips and that sucks if you ask me. I'm so heartbroken because of the "guys" who are trying out every possible cosmetics on them instead of buying it for their girlfriends and wives. The day is not very far when girls will gift make-up kit to guys on occasions. There was a time when guys used to fondle female's long hair, ooops now its the female who have to caress men's long dangling hair and pony. Increased responsibility for us you see and then there are many facial creams to make them look fairer ;-) Emami had to come up with fair and handsome cream considering the high demand in the market. So if you say that females have progressed in every field, its guys who have proved their right on female's owned cosmetic world as well by respecting gender equality. 


Today's modern guys shave their chest hair frequently to show off their cleavage (trust me,its not a good idea to show it off unless you are a female;) ,carry a short pony and spend a hell lot on hairdo like gel and hairstyle, also not to forget the piercing of body and ears. They try out every possible new product which is launched in market for men and for female in some cases :P I still don't like men who wear lipstick. Come on! If you are a man reading the post, you'd still like to be called handsome instead of beautiful :D There are certain things which should be only for us na, okay at-least spare some feminine colours like pink and lavender. I'm sure you can do with blue and other colours and it perhaps suits you better.


Suddenly the world is flowing with chocolaty boys and there has been scarcity of "real Man". Of man who-when they speak, mean it, would just wake up from their sleep and go out in the market wearing dirty shots and tees and still feel they look hot, who are proud to be a man- I remember this very famous adage "Mard ko dard nahi hota" which stands for their strong physique and mental stability, who are conscious about themselves but would choose gymming over beauty products to make them look appealing. Help me stopping Man species getting extinct. Okay enough to boost the male's ego :P Ending the post with the saying:
"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."  ~Mae West


P.S. (only for chocolaty boys)- Just read it for fun as I wrote it for fun. Excuse the ranting, No offense meant ;) 
P.P.S.-btw, I like Ranbir because of his acting, and not for the chocolaty looks.


Disclaimer (in English)- Issued in masculine gender's interest.
(In hindi) "Man" hit me jaari

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Droopy Rose



You wouldn't know,
how vicious and harsh
I could be
with an artful innocent face,
alluring smile
and enthralled soul
I can befool the world
instantly,
and take pride


You wouldn't know
how I can spellbound you
with my enchanting eyes
and possess your mind,
turn you into a fondest guy,
then tear you to pieces, 
rip you apart,
and not feel a thing


You wouldn't know
how I'm capable of anything
in this world
I can make your heart skip its beat,
draw you into madness,
then be a stranger to you
and not care at all
carrying last laugh throughout


But If ever I fall for you
mistakenly,
you would know
how I will put you on a pedestal,
and how I enunciate
though my captivating playful eyes
and be tender as a newborn baby
slip into your arms,
blush and shy
like a droopy rose
blossoming once again!